Varun: Guys I’ve met the one.
Abs: The one what?
Varun: The girl of my dreams you idiot.
Saq: Wait I’m confused, wasn’t Raj supposed to meet Miss India?
Raj: He’s trying his luck with my Mrs’s mate.
Saq: You getting married? :)
Raj: No.
Varun: He is! Also can you stop stealing my thunder, the way you took over my date was not cool man!
Raj: I didn’t take over your date, I refocused the discussion so it included everyone, and stopped you making an arse of yourself.
Abs: You guys went on a double date?
Raj: We went out for dinner and bumped into the girls. Varun spent the whole night spewing cheesy chat up lines about her eyes. But he did tell her the TRUTH about his job!!!
Abs: Wow!
Saq: Must be love!
Varun: She is sooooo fit!
Saq: What does she do?
Varun: I don’t know, I forgot to ask.
Abs: Is she studying?
Varun: I don’t know.
Abs: Are you serious right now, she’s The One, but you have no info except that she’s fit?
Raj: She is fit!
Varun: Bro keep your eyes on your own bird.
Raj: Miss India’s better, and I know what she does, and where she lives, and how she feels about global warming, and what her parents look like, etc, etc.
Saq: Varun, maybe don’t propose until you know her last name and what she does for a living… divorces are expensive ;)
Varun: I have no intention of proposing, she’s Miss India’s best friend. I’m just going to flirt ferociously.
Abs: So you’re telling me you’re not pursuing this?
Varun: Nope, not worth the hassle.
Raj: I’m cool with you trying mate, just don’t mess her around.
Varun: Nah man, she’s beautiful, but an international relationship is not what I want. I’m too young to settle down. I’ll just admire her from up close!
Abs: What you guys doing tomorrow?
Varun: Raj’s grandad’s taking us sightseeing. Should be a good day.
Abs: What about you Raj, what’s the progress?
Raj: We’ve met three times, I’m pleasantly surprised. She’s smart, pretty and funny. We are supposed to meet again on Tuesday. Her parents have invited all of us over for a dinner party. I’m nervous.
Saq: Why you nervous bro?
Raj: I feel like her mum doesn’t like me… and my mum definitely doesn’t like her!
Abs: Ouch…
Saq: I wish I was a fly on the wall :P
Varun: Hahaha… I will be!
Raj: Thanks for the moral support boys.
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